Ranking Repository

 DISCLAIMER: The following is subject to change as my opinions continue to evolve.

Lately I’ve been doing a bunch of ranking posts on this blog, so I decided now to just make one post as a “catch all” for all other rankings I may want to still do going forward (so expect this post to be added onto quite a bit as time goes on). In addition to movies and shows, I’m also including studio albums from music artists that I like.

…Welp, here we go:

STAR WARS (LIVE-ACTION FILMS)

Best worldbuilding ever

1.Star Wars

The ones Kasdan helped write

2.The Empire Strikes Back

3.Return of the Jedi

4.Solo

5.The Force Awakens

Also good

6.Rogue One

Childhood favorite

7.The Phantom Menace

Gets better as it goes

8.Revenge of the Sith

9.The Last Jedi

Gets worse as it goes

10.The Rise of Skywalker

Bad, but at least it’s funny

11.Attack of the Clones

Cute, but worst villains ever

12.The Mandalorian and Grogu

Just no

13.Ewoks - Caravan of Courage

14.Ewoks - The Battle for Endor

15.The Holiday Special

STAR WARS (LIVE-ACTION SHOWS)

Good

1.Andor

2.Skeleton Crew

3.The Mandalorian

Good but a bit too slow

4.Ahsoka

Cool ideas but inconsistent characters

5.The Acolyte

Feels too cheap

6.Obi-Wan Kenobi

What was this even about?

7.The Book of Boba Fett

STAR WARS (CARTOON SHOWS, NON-MICRO)

Good

1.Maul - Shadow Lord

2.Tales of the Jedi

3.The Clone Wars (chronological)*

4.Visions

Good but a bit repetitive

5.Rebels

6.The Bad Batch

Good but rough start

7.The Ninth Jedi

8.Resistance

9.Tales of the Empire

10.Tales of the Underworld

Typical 80’s Saturday morning stuff

11.Droids

12.Ewoks

It’s for babies, so not fair for me to judge

13.Young Jedi Adventures

14.All the Lego stuff

*I’d rank the micro show right below this

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

The holy trinity

1.Blood Sugar Sex Magik

2.By the Way

3.Californication

The most underrated pair

4.One Hot Minute

5.Mother’s Milk

Best guitar tracks ever

6.Stadium Arcadium

Mellow, but still good

7.Return of the Dream Canteen

8.The Getaway

9.I’m With You

10.Unlimited Love

11.I’m Beside You*

Raw, but still good

12.The Uplift Mofo Party Plan

13.Freaky Styley

14.The Red Hot Chili Peppers

*I consider it a studio album

ALIEN

Great

1.Alien

2.Aliens

3.Romulus

Good but ruined some mystery

4.Prometheus

5.Covenant

Bad but at least it’s funny

6.Resurrection

7.Alien vs. Predator

8.Requiem

Wasn’t sure how to feel about it

9.Alien 3

Didn’t watch it

10.Earth

SPIDER-MAN (THEATRICAL)

Always liked it

1.Avengers: Infinity War

2.Captain America: Civil War

3.Into the Spider-Verse

4.Across the Spider-Verse

5.Spider-Man

6.Spider-Man 2

Like it more than I used to

7.No Way Home

8.Avengers: Endgame

Do not like it as much as I used to

9.The Amazing Spider-Man

10.Far From Home

11.Homecoming

Bad but at least it’s funny

12.Venom

13.Spider-Man 3

14.Madame Web

Way too unfocused

15.The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Didn’t watch it yet

16.Brand New Day

17.Venom: Let There Be Carnage

18.Venom: The Last Dance

19.Morbius

20.Kraven the Hunter

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE

Loved it

1.Rogue Nation

2.Fallout

3.Dead Reckoning Part One

4.Ghost Protocol

5.Mission: Impossible III

Liked it but didn’t love it

6.The Final Reckoning

7.Mission: Impossible (the movie)

Didn’t like it

8.Mission: Impossible 2

Didn’t watch it

9.Mission: Impossible (the show)

INDIANA JONES

Loved it

1.Raiders of the Lost Ark

2.Last Crusade

3.Temple of Doom

Liked it but didn’t love it

4.Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

5.Dial of Destiny

Didn’t watch it

6.The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Loved it

1.Curse of the Black Pearl

Wasn’t sure how to feel about it

2.Dead Man’s Chest

3.On Stranger Tides

Too confusing

4.At World’s End

Too cheap

5.Dead Men Tell No Tales

KISS

The original trilogy

1.Hotter than Hell

2.Dressed to Kill

3.Kiss

The rest of the 70’s

4.Rock and Roll Over

5.Destroyer

6.Love Gun

7.Dynasty

Early 80’s

8.Creatures of the Night

9.Lick It Up

10.Unmasked

11.Music from “The Elder”

90’s

12.Revenge

13.Carnival of Souls: The Final Sessions

14.Psycho Circus

10’s

15.Monster

00’s

16.Sonic Boom

Mid-to-late 80’s

17.Asylum

18.Animalize

19.Crazy Nights

20.Hot in the Shade

LINKIN PARK

Great

1.Meteora

2.Hybrid Theory

Underrated

3.Minutes to Midnight

4.From Zero

5.Living Things

Good but I gotta be in the mood

6.A Thousand Suns

I only like a few of the songs

7.The Hunting Party

8.One More Light

VACATION

Loved it

1.Christmas Vacation

2.Vacation (1983)

Wasn’t sure how to feel about it

3.Vegas Vacation

4.Christmas Vacation 2

5.Vacation (2015)

Didn’t like it

6.European Vacation

Didn’t watch it

7.Hotel Hell Vacation

CHRIS NOLAN

My “Mt. Rushmore”

1.Batman Begins

2.The Dark Knight

3.Inception

4.The Odyssey

Also great

5.The Prestige

6.Memento

The WWII epics

7.Oppenheimer

8.Dunkirk

A bit underrated

9.Tenet

A bit overrated

10.Interstellar

Not sure how to feel about it

11.The Dark Knight Rises

Didn’t watch it

12.Following

13.Insomnia

THE WHITE STRIPES

I like every song

1.Elephant

2.De Stijl

3.Icky Thump

4.White Blood Cells

I like most of the songs

5.The White Stripes

I only like a few of the songs

6.Get Behind Me Satan

FAITH NO MORE

I like every song

1.Angel Dust

2.King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime

3.The Real Thing

4.We Care a Lot

5.Sol Invictus

I like most of the songs

6.Album of the Year

I only like about half of the songs

7.Introduce Yourself

METALLICA

Cliff Burton was a god

1.Ride the Lightning

2.Master of Puppets

3.Kill ‘Em All

I still like every song

4….And Justice for All

5.Metallica

I like most of the songs

6.Hardwired… to Self-Destruct

7-8.Load > Reload

9.Death Magnetic

10.72 Seasons

I only like a few of the songs

11.St. Anger

12.Lulu

ALICE IN CHAINS

I like every song

1.Jar of Flies*

2.Dirt

3.Facelift

4.Black Gives Way to Blue

5.Rainier Fog

I only dislike one song

6.Alice in Chains

I dislike about half of the songs

7.The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here

*I consider it a full-length album

NIRVANA (STUDIO & LIVE)

I like every song

1.MTV Unplugged in New York

2.Nevermind

3.In Utero

4.Bleach

5.Incesticide*

6.Live and Loud

7.Live at Reading

8.From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah

9.Live at the Paramount

*I consider it a studio album

THE SMASHING PUMPKINS

I like every song

1.Siamese Dream

2.Mellon Collie & the Infinite Sadness

3.Gish

4.Shiny and Oh So Bright

5.Aghori Mhori Mei

I like most of the songs

6.Oceania

7-8.Machina I > II

9.Monuments to an Elegy

I only like a few of the songs

10.Zeitgeist

11.Adore

12.Cyr

13.Atum

MIDDLE-EARTH

Loved it

1.The Return of the King

2.The Two Towers

3.The Fellowship of the Ring

Liked it but didn’t love it

4.The Lord of the Rings (animated)

5.The Hobbit (animated)

Wasn’t sure how to feel about it

6.An Unexpected Journey

7.The Desolation of Smaug

8.The Battle of the Five Armies

Didn’t finish it

9.The Rings of Power

10.The Return of the King (animated)

Didn’t watch it

11.The War of the Rohirrim (animated)

WHITE ZOMBIE

I like every song

1.Astro-Creep: 2000

2.La Sexorcisto: Devil Music, Volume One

3.Make Them Die Slowly

I like most of the songs

4.Soul-Crusher

THE ORWELLS

I like every song

1.Disgraceland

2.Terrible Human Beings

3.Friendly Fire

I like most of the songs

4.Remember When

I only like about half of the songs

5.The Orwells

DUNE

Loved it

1.Dune (2021)

2.Dune: Part Two

Liked it but didn’t love it

3.Dune (miniseries)

4.Children of Dune (miniseries)

5.David Lynch’s Dune

Didn’t finish it

6.Dune: Prophecy

BOURNE (THEATRICAL)

Loved it

1.Identity

2.Ultimatum

3.Supremacy

Liked it but didn’t love it

4.Jason Bourne

Didn’t watch it

5.Legacy

PLANET OF THE APES (REBOOT SERIES)

Loved it

1.Dawn

2.War

3.Rise

Liked it but didn’t love it

4.Kingdom

SOUNDGARDEN

I like every song

1.Superunknown

2.Badmotorfinger

I like most of the songs

3.Down on the Upside

4.Louder than Love

5.King Animal

6.Ultramega OK

ROYAL BLOOD

I like every song

1.Typhoons

2.How Did We Get So Dark?

3.Royal Blood

4.Back to the Water Below

JIMI HENDRIX (NON-POSTHUMOUS)

I like every song

1.Are You Experienced? (US Version)

2.Are You Experienced? (UK Version)

3.Electric Ladyland

4.Axis: Bold as Love

MICHAEL JACKSON (NON-MOWTOWN)

Great

1.Thriller

2.Bad

Underrated

3.Dangerous

4.Invincible

A bit too disco for me

5.Off the Wall

Just okay

6.HIStory

Not even real albums

7.Xscape

8.Michael

FOO FIGHTERS

The 90’s trilogy

1.The Colour and the Shape

2.There Is Nothing Left to Lose

3.Foo Fighters

The other great ones

4.Wasting Light

5.Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace

Also great, but sad

6.But Here We Are

Underrated

7.Medicine at Midnight

8.Concrete and Gold

I only like about half of the songs

9.Your Favorite Toy

10.One by One

11.In Your Honor

I only like a few of the songs

12.Sonic Highways

JERRY CANTRELL

I like every song

1.Degradation Trip

I like most of the songs

2.I Want Blood

3.Brighten

I only like about half of the songs

4.Boggie Depot

JACK WHITE

I like every song

1.No Name

2.Blunderbuss

3.Frozen Charolette

I like most of the songs

4.Fear of the Dawn

5.Lazaretto

I only like about half of the songs

6.Boarding House Reach

7.Entering Heaven Alive

MCU PHASE 1 (THEATRICAL)

Always liked it

1.The Avengers

2.Iron Man

Like it more than I used to

3.Captain America: The First Avenger

4.Iron Man 2

Do not like it as much as I used to

5.Thor

Never liked it

6.The Incredible Hulk

MCU PHASE 2 (THEATRICAL)

Always liked it

1.Guardians of the Galaxy

2.Captain America: The Winter Soldier

3.Ant-Man

Do not like it as much as I used to

4.Iron Man 3

Never liked it

5.Avengers: Age of Ultron

6.Thor: The Dark World

MCU PHASE 3 (THEATRICAL)

Always liked it

1.Thor: Ragnarok

2.Avengers: Infinity War

3.Captain America: Civil War

4.Black Panther

Like it more than I used to

5.Captain Marvel

6.Avengers: Endgame

7.Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2

8.Doctor Strange

Do not like it as much as I used to

9.Spider-Man: Far From Home

10.Spider-Man: Homecoming

11.Ant-Man and the Wasp

MCU PHASE 4 (THEATRICAL)

Like it more than I used to

1.Spider-Man: No Way Home

2.Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

3.Black Widow

4.Thor: Love and Thunder

Do not like it as much as I used to

5.Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

6.Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Never liked it

7.Eternals

MCU PHASE 5 (THEATRICAL)

Always liked it

1.Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 3

2.Thunderbolts

Do not like it as much as I used to

3.Deadpool & Wolverine

4.Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantamania

5.The Marvels

Never liked it

6.Captain America: Brave New World

GUNS N’ ROSES (W/ VELVET REVOLVER)

My “Mt. Rushmore”

1.Appetite for Destruction

2.G N’ R Lies

3-4.Use Your Illusion I > II

Good but a bit weird

5.Chinese Democracy

Good but it’s just a covers album

6.The Spaghetti Incident

Good but a bit repetitive

7.Contraband

Mostly bad

8.Libertad

SLASH

I like every song

1.Ain’t Life Grand

2.It’s Five o’ Clock Somewhere

3.Apocalyptic Love

4.Orgy of the Damned

5.Slash

6.4

I only like about half of the songs

7.World on Fire

8.Living the Dream

LED ZEPPELIN

Great

1.Led Zeppelin

2.Led Zeppelin II

Underrated

3.Led Zeppelin III

4.Houses of the Holy

Still great but a bit overrated

5.Led Zeppelin IV

Still great but a bit too long

6.Physical Graffiti

Good but not great

7.Presence

8.In Through the Outdoor

TOY STORY (THEATRICAL)

The original trilogy

1.Toy Story 2

2.Toy Story 3

3.Toy Story

Still love it too

4.Toy Story 5

At least it gave us Forky!

5.Toy Story 4

Didn’t watch it

6.Lightyear

FANTASTIC FOUR (FILMS ONLY)

Liked it but didn’t love it

1.First Steps

Here by default

2.The Fantastic Four (1994)

Doom sucks in these

3.Fantastic Four (2005)

4.Rise of the Silver Surfer

Just no

5.Fant4stic

SLIPKNOT

I like every song

1.Slipknot

2.Iowa

3.Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)

4.The Gray Chapter

I only dislike one song

5.We Are Not Your Kind

I dislike a few songs

6.All Hope Is Gone

7.The End, So Far

Related:

DCEU Ranking

Batman Ranking

Superman Ranking

List Repository

Peace!

The Phoenix Curse: A Sci-Fantasy Short Story

 THE PHOENIX CURSE

Henry N. Silva

Age of Magic - Act I

The boy, barely a man, looks upon the endless ocean…

He stands on a cliff, just beyond his home, a humble little village of cottages, made of wood, straw, and nothing much more… Slowly, he turns away from the water, making his way to one such cottage. His robes gently brushing along the grass… Inside, he finds exactly whom he expects; his mentor, the last wizard, old as ever…

The wizard looks up, as he hears the door open, raising an eyebrow, “Are you ready now?”

The boy breathes a heavy sigh, “I believe so.” Carefully, he walks towards an ancient book, resting on a small table nearby. He opens to a page at random, while lifting his free hand high in the air. He then begins reciting spells in the ancient tongue, and his lifted hand suddenly glows red, with sparks… But then, something goes wrong, and with that, his hand ceases to glow, and the sparks fade…

The wizard rises to his feet, “Again!”

The boy tries a different spell, now his hand glows green, emitting sparks yet again… But once more, something goes wrong, and his hand returns to normal, like before.

But the wizard is not prepared to quit. “Again,” he repeats, at the top of his lungs.

The boy moves on to yet another spell, his hand glows purple now, still with sparks… But as always, the spell goes sideways, and the magic ceases to be…

With that, the boy grunts, slamming the book shut, “I cannot do it… I will never be you.”

The wizard sighs, “But you have to be. We are running out of time as is.”

The boy lowers his head in fear, “I know.”

As clear as day, he remembers first hearing the tale of the dying demon who drank the blood of a phoenix, allowing him to be reborn, once every thousand years. Only magic can defeat the demon, a magic that has been dying for centuries…

The wizard continues, “I cannot kill him alone, and if we wish to find a way to end the rebirth cycle, then we must do so together… This is the only way.”

The boy lifts his head back up, “I understand.”

The elder smiles, “Soon, you will take my place, as the last wizard there is, and when that time comes, you must teach others. For someday, magic will thrive once more.”

Age of Science - Act I

The girl, barely a woman, looks upon the endless ocean…

She stands on a balcony, there at home one of many tall, metal buildings, densely packed together, on a land that once belonged to a humble village… Slowly, she turns away from the water, making her way to a lab below. Her trench coat brushing along the floor… There, she finds exactly whom she expects: Her mentor, the professor, old as ever…

He looks up, as the door lifts open, raising an eyebrow, “You done with your break?”

The girl breathes a light sigh, “Yeah, I guess so.” Carefully, she walks towards a thin piece of stone, resting in a glass case, on a steel table.

The professor looks over, noticing a puzzled expression on the girl’s face, “You’re still in doubt about all this, aren’t you?”

“I still don’t understand how this could be a piece of the demon’s skin,” she admits.

As clear as day, she remembers first hearing of how the demon was last defeated by the last wizard, and a ‘being of light,’ and how only a piece of his stone skin remained from there…

“It’s just a chunk of rock,” she continues.

“I know,” the professor acknowledges, “But it’s an indestructible chunk of rock, and we gotta find out what weakens it.”

Suddenly, he begins to cough.

“It’s getting worse.” The girl asks, “Isn’t it?”

The professor smiles, “I’ll be fine.”

Age of Magic - Act II

The boy and the wizard walk on through the night, with only the moon and stars to light their way…

All is peaceful, as per usual… Until suddenly, out of nowhere, a tall pillar of smoke appears before them, quickly morphing into a demon of stone…

“He is here,” the wizard whispers, trembling, “The time has come… And we were too late.” He turns to his pupil, “Go! Run away!”

“No!” The boy shouts in return, “Let me help!”

“No!” The wizard pushes him away, “You are not ready… I am sorry.”

The boy proceeds to step backwards, in shock… The last wizard then faces forward, a dozen feet away from the enemy. He raises both of his hands towards the beast, firing beams of energy from them both. Alas, the demon remains unharmed, his stone skin shielding him from the magic.

For a moment, everything seems lost… But then, a few dozen feet to the east, a humanoid figure appears, seemingly made of strong, pale-blue light… Immediately, this new being fires a green ball of energy towards the demon, managing to blow open a piece of its rocky surface. The shard of skin falls to the floor, revealing the monster’s true, vulnerable flesh below…

In fear, the demon places his hands on his head, snapping his own neck. Instantly after, he fades into smoke once more. Defeated, for now…

The wizard then collapses to the floor, completely drained of all his energy… The boy runs over, desperate to save his mentor. Alas, he is too late. The wizard is dead…

He then looks back up towards the strange figure made from light in the distance, “Hello! You! Yes, you over there! Who are you?!”

Alas, the figure doesn’t answer. Instead, it vanishes instantly, into the fog…

The boy spends the next several days alone, sulking within the cottage of the wizard. Constantly, he looks over at the spell book, afraid to open it once again…

But eventually, he faces his fears, opening the book to a page at random. Quickly, his eyes fix upon a certain spell, perhaps the most difficult of spells, one which no past wizard could ever achieve…

But he knew this spell could save the future. A future that likely had no magic. Despite his shortcomings, he knew he had to try, even though he knew he could only travel forward. There would be no going back…

Breathing deeply, he begins to recite the words, preparing to travel through time…

Age of Science - Act II

The girl sits alone in the lab, sulking…

Beside her sits a photo of the late professor, when he still looked healthy, as well as a metallic ray-gun, one that could penetrate the demon’s skin. The professor finished making it just before he died, after studying the stone shard he already possessed, endlessly…

Calmly, the girl picks up the weapon, and then makes her way through the lab, reaching a tall, tubular device, leaning against a wall, a device that her mentor had warned her to never use…

“It’s only a prototype,” he used to say, “Your particles may be completely changed.”

It was a risk she would have to take, for she knew that, had the demon been truly defeated before, the professor would have never exposed himself to the energy that made him sick…

Breathing deeply, she steps into the machine, preparing to travel through time…

Age of Magic - Act III

The girl finds herself surrounded by fog…

In the distance, she sees the demon, locked in a duel with an older man… She then looks down at her own body, noticing that her skin now grows bright-blue. Her particles had been rewritten, just as the professor had predicted… For a moment, she panics, but then calms herself;

I’ll find a way to fix myself later…

She then refocuses on the duel ahead, raising her ray-gun straight at the demon. She fires a blast in his direction. Moments later, she sees the beast snapping his own neck, fading into ash and smoke. She then hears a voice calling out to her;

“Hello! You! Yes, you over there! Who are you?!”

She wants to answer, but before she can, her skin suddenly returns to normal. In that moment, she feels herself growing sick. Further effects from the time travel, no doubt. She presses a touch-screen on her watch, her only way home, but nothing occurs. Her heart sinks, as she realizes she is trapped forever in the past…

Frantically, she runs away from the scene, searching around. Soon enough, she finds a cottage with a sign;

Healer

She makes her way indoors, collapsing on the floor. A doctor rushes over to treat her, but it is no use. The girl takes her final breath…

Days later, a blacksmith enters the same cottage, “Greetings, doctor! Was wondering if you could help with my cold.” He then looks over at some gadgetry, resting on a table, “What is that?”

“A strange woman was wearing those things,” the doctor explains, “She stumbled in here and died the other night.”

The blacksmith studies the technology carefully, “I would like to take these home with me. Hopefully this is alright with you.”

The doctor nods, “Feel free to do so.”

Age of Science - Act III

The boy finds himself in a strange land…

His mind does its best to comprehend the dense, tall buildings that surround him. The locals all around stand there in shock… Suddenly, a familiar pillar of smoke appears, just a few feet away from him. Soon enough, the demon comes into view, his wound still visible on his side…

Looking closely, the boy sees the exposed flesh, vulnerable in a way that only magic could defeat. He knows well enough that this is the key to destroying the vicious monster, for good…

Breathing deeply, he raises his hand, as he begins to recite a spell. A bolt of lightning then emerges from his fingertips, hitting the demon’s wound.

The beast crumbles into ash, defeated forever…

The boy then looks around at the others there with him. Perhaps some of them possessed the potential for magic. Perhaps he could teach them all he knows…

Perhaps there was a chance to begin again…

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2023 Pop Culture Review

  So last year I did posts for my favorite albums of the last 60 years, my top 5 films from 1977-2022, and my top 10 favorite songs from 1967-2022. Now that 2023 is almost over, I figured it only made sense to keep the tradition going and do it all again for this year. Same rules still apply (only one song per album not counting b-sides, etc.), except I’m getting rid of the “only one film per franchise can be #1” rule from this point onward. And even though I’ve said this before, just to clarify, I know some of these artists are shitty people in real life, but I still like their art. It is what it is.

…Well, here you go:

TOP 5 FILMS

1.Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 3

2.Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One

3.Oppenheimer

4.Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

5.John Wick: Chapter 4

TOP 10 SONGS

1.The Orwells - “Friendly Fire (Alternate Version)”

2.The Orwells - “Bar Fly”

3.Linkin Park - “More the Victim”

4.Royal Blood - “Supermodel Avalanches”

5.Royal Blood - “Shiner in the Dark”

6.Dua Lipa - “Dance the Night”

7.Dua Lipa - “Houdini”

8.Lenny Kravitz - “TK421”

9.Teddy Swims - “Lose Control”

10.Slipknot - “Bone Church”

BEST ALBUM

Foo Fighters - But Here We Are

Congrats to Lenny Kravitz for finally making onto one of these lists for the first time ever (his daughter Zoe technically made last year’s songs list as a co-writer of Taylor Swift’s “Lavender Haze”). Also, I must admit that “Area Codes” by Kaliii almost made the song list for this year too.

…Well, that’s just about gonna do it for me.

Peace!

Related: Top 3 Albums Per Year

Related: My Top 10 Films Per Year, 1996-2023

Related: 2024 Pop Culture Review

Related: List Repository

Ranking Theatrical Superman Films Based On First Impressions

 DISCLAIMER: I might come back and update this post as more theatrical Superman films are released.

Since I recently did a ranking for all theatrically-released Batman films, I figured it made sense now to do one for his polar opposite, Superman, who has also had quite a presence on the big screen for several decades now. And as per usual with me, this ranking is based strictly on first impressions. Furthermore, some of these entries only feature Sups in a cameo role, at most, but I decided to include them anyway…

With that all out of the way, let’s get going:

Loved it

1.Superman

2.The Lego Movie

3.The Lego Batman Movie

4.Superman: The Movie

5.Superman II (either version)

6.Shazam!

I liked it but didn’t love it

7.The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

8.Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

9.Justice League (any version)

10.The Flash

Wasn’t sure how to feel about it

11.Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice (any version)

12.Man of Steel (third act was too much)

Bad, but at least it’s funny

13.Superman III

14.Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

Didn’t like it

15.Superman Returns

Didn’t watch it

16.DC League of Super-Pets

17.Black Adam

18.Superman and the Mole Men

19.DC Heroes vs. Eagle Talon (seriously, wtf is this?!)

Peace!

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