Thursday, November 9, 2023

Ranking Theatrical Batman Films Based On First Impressions

 DISCLAIMER: I might come back and update this post as more theatrical Batman films are released.

Seeing as I recently did a ranking for all the entries in the DCEU, I figured it made sense now to do one for Batman/ Bruce Wayne specifically, since he’s been in far more films than any other DC character… For this list specifically, I decided to draw the line at theatrically-released films only (of which there’s more than you might expect, actually). Also, like last time, this ranking is based strictly on first impressions.


With that all out of the way, let’s get going:


I cried tears of joy

1.Batman Begins


Great but missing some emotion

2.The Batman


Great but a bit confusing

3.The Dark Knight


Great but ends a bit abruptly

4.Batman: Mask of the Phantasm


Great but also a bit weird

5.Batman Returns

6.Batman


Great but not really Batman

7.The Lego Movie

8.The Lego Batman Movie


Liked it but didn’t love it

9.The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

10.Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

11.Justice League (any version)

12.The Flash


Wasn’t sure how to feel about it

13.The Dark Knight Rises

14.Joker

15.Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice (any version)


Bad, but at least it’s funny

16.Batman: The Movie*

17.Batman & Robin

*I took it too seriously, this shit is actually awesome


Didn’t like it

18.Batman: The Killing Joke

19.Batman Forever

20.Suicide Squad (either version)


Didn’t watch it

21.DC League of Super-Pets

22.Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders

23.DC Super Heroes vs. Eagle Talon (wtf even is this?)


Well, that was fun! I am cautiously optimistic for The Batman: Part II, The Brave and the Bold, etc.


Peace!


Related: Ranking Repository

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