Friday, December 15, 2023

Ranking Repository

 DISCLAIMER: The following is subject to change as my opinions continue to evolve.


Lately I’ve been doing a bunch of ranking posts on this blog, so I decided now to just make one post as a “catch all” for all other rankings I may want to still do going forward (so expect this post to be added onto quite a bit as time goes on). In addition to movies and shows, I’m also including studio albums from music artists that I like.


…Welp, here we go:


STAR WARS (CANON ONLY)

Always liked it

1.Star Wars (any version)

2.The Last Jedi - Score-Only Version

Like it more than I used to

3.The Empire Strikes Back (any version)

4.Return of the Jedi (theatrical version)

5.Rogue One

6.The prequel trilogy (II > I > III)

Do not like it as much as I used to

7.The Abrams films (VII > IX)

8.Solo

9.The Last Jedi (theatrical version)

10.The animated shows (in order of release)

11.The Mandalorian

12.Andor

Should have been a movie

13.Skeleton Crew

14.The Acolyte

15.Ahsoka

16.Obi-Wan Kenobi

Never liked it

17.The Book of Boba Fett

18.Return of the Jedi (all other versions)

19.The Clone Wars (movie)


ALIEN(S)

Loved it

1.Alien (either version)

2.Aliens (any version)

3.Romulus

Liked it but didn’t love it

4.Prometheus

5.Covenant

Bad but at least it’s funny

6.Resurrection (either version)

Wasn’t sure how to feel about it

7.Alien 3 (any version)


SPIDER-MAN (THEATRICAL ONLY)

Always liked it

1.Avengers: Infinity War

Like it more than I used to

2.Spider-Man

3.Spider-Man 2

4.Into the Spider-Verse

5.Across the Spider-Verse

6.Captain America: Civil War

7.No Way Home (either version)

8.Avengers: Endgame

Do not like it as much as I used to

9.Far From Home

10.The Amazing Spider-Man

11.Homecoming

Bad but at least it’s funny

12.Venom

13.Spider-Man 3

14.Madame Web

Never liked it

15.The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Didn’t watch it

16.Venom: Let There Be Carnage

17.Venom: The Last Dance

18.Morbius

19.Kraven the Hunter


MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE

Loved it

1.Rogue Nation

2.Fallout

3.Dead Reckoning

4.Ghost Protocol

Liked it but didn’t love it

5.Mission: Impossible III

6.Mission: Impossible (the movie)

Didn’t like it

7.Mission: Impossible II

Didn’t watch it

8.Mission: Impossible (the show)


INDIANA JONES

Loved it

1.Raiders of the Lost Ark

2.Last Crusade

3.Temple of Doom

Liked it but didn’t love it

4.Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

5.Dial of Destiny (theatrical version)

Didn’t watch it

6.Dial of Destiny - Score-Only Version

7.The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles


BACK TO THE FUTURE

Loved it

1.Back to the Future

Liked it but didn’t love it

2.Part II

3.Part III

4.The Animated Series

Didn’t watch it

5.The Musical


PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Loved it

1.Curse of the Black Pearl

Liked it but didn’t love it

2.Dead Man’s Chest

3.On Stranger Tides

Didn’t like it

4.At World’s End

5.Dead Men Tell No Tales


RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

I like every song

1.Blood Sugar Sex Magik

2.By the Way

3.Californication

4.Stadium Arcadium

5.Unlimited Love

6.The Getaway

7.I’m With You

I only dislike one song

8.Return of the Dream Canteen

9.Mother’s Milk

10.One Hot Minute

11.The Uplift Mofo Party Plan

I dislike a few songs

12.Freaky Styley

13.The Red Hot Chili Peppers


GUNS N’ ROSES (W/ VELVET REVOLVER)

I like every song

1.Appetite for Destruction

2.Use Your Illusion I

3.Chinese Democracy

4.Contraband

I like most of the songs

5.Use Your Illusion II

6.The Spaghetti Incident

7.G N’ R Lies

I only like a few of the songs

8.Libertad


SLASH

I like every song

1.It’s Five o’ Clock Somewhere

2.Apocalyptic Love

3.4

4.Slash

5.Orgy of the Damned

I only like about half the songs

6.World on Fire

7.Living the Dream

8.Ain’t Life Grand


KISS

I like every song

1.Hotter than Hell

2.Rock and Roll Over

3.Ace Frehley

4.Dressed to Kill

5.Kiss

6.Destroyer

7.Creatures of the Night

I like most of the songs

8.Love Gun

9.Revenge

10.Dynasty

11.Lick It Up

12.Carnival of Souls

13.Paul Stanley

14.Peter Criss

15.Asylum

16.Music from “The Elder”

17.Monster

I only like about half the songs

18.Gene Simmons

19.Psycho Circus

20.Unmasked

21.Animalize

22.Sonic Boom

I only like a few of the songs

23.Crazy Nights

24.Hot in the Shade


LINKIN PARK

I like every song

1.Meteora

2.Hybrid Theory

3.From Zero

4.Minutes to Midnight

5.Living Things

6.A Thousand Suns

I only like a few of the songs

7.The Hunting Party

8.One More Light


VACATION

Loved it

1.Christmas Vacation

2.Vacation (1983)

Wasn’t sure how to feel about it

3.Vegas Vacation

4.Christmas Vacation 2

5.Vacation (2015)

Didn’t like it

6.European Vacation

Didn’t watch it

7.Hotel Hell Vacation


CHRIS NOLAN

Loved it

1.Batman Begins

2.Inception

3.Oppenheimer

4.The Dark Knight

5.Memento

6.Dunkirk

7.The Prestige

Wasn’t sure how to feel about it

8.The Dark Knight Rises

Didn’t like it

9.Tenet

10.Interstellar

Didn’t watch it

11.Following

12.Insomnia


THE WHITE STRIPES

I like every song

1.Elephant

2.De Stijl

3.Icky Thump

4.White Blood Cells

I like most of the songs

5.The White Stripes

I only like a few of the songs

6.Get Behind Me Satan


FAITH NO MORE

I like every song

1.Angel Dust

2.King for a Day, Fool for a Lifetime

3.The Real Thing

4.We Care a Lot

5.Sol Invictus

I like most of the songs

6.Album of the Year

I only like about half the songs

7.Introduce Yourself


METALLICA

I like every song

1.Ride the Lightning

2.Master of Puppets

3.Kill ‘Em All

4.The Black Album

5.And Justice for All

I like most of the songs

6.Hardwired to Self-Destruct

7.72 Seasons

8-9.Load > Reload

10.Death Magnetic

I only like a few of the songs

11.St. Anger

12.Lulu


ALICE IN CHAINS

I like every song

1.Jar of Flies

2.Dirt

3.Alice in Chains

4.Facelift

5.Black Gives Way to Blue

6.Rainier Fog

I like most the songs

7.The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here


NIRVANA (STUDIO & LIVE)

I like every song

1.MTV Unplugged in New York

2.Nevermind

3.In Utero

4.Bleach

5.Live and Loud

6.Live at Reading

7.From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah

8.Live at the Paramount


DIE HARD

Loved it

1.Die Hard

2.Live Free or Die Hard

Liked it but didn’t love it

3.Die Hard with a Vengeance

Didn’t like it

4.Die Hard 2: Die Harder

5.A Good Day to Die Hard

Didn’t watch it

6.The Detective


THE SMASHING PUMPKINS

I like every song

1.Siamese Dream

2.Mellon Collie & the Infinite Sadness

3.Gish

4.Shiny and Oh So Bright

5.Aghori Mhori Mei

I like most of the songs

6.Oceania

7-8.Machina I & II

9.Monuments to an Elegy

I only like a few of the songs

10.Zeitgeist

11.Adore

12.Cyr

13.Atum


MIDDLE-EARTH

Loved it

1.The Return of the King (live-action)

2.The Two Towers (live-action)

3.The Fellowship of the Ring (live-action)

Liked it but didn’t love it

4.The Lord of the Rings (animated)

5.The Hobbit (animated)

Wasn’t sure how to feel about it

6.An Unexpected Journey (live-action)

7.The Desolation of Smaug (live-action)

8.The Battle of the Five Armies (live-action)

Didn’t finish it

9.The Rings of Power

10.The Return of the King (animated)

Didn’t watch it

11.The War of the Rohirrim


MAD MAX

Loved it

1.Fury Road (either version)

2.Furiosa

3.The Road Warrior

4.Mad Max

5.Beyond Thunderdome


WHITE ZOMBIE

I like every song

1.Astro-Creep: 2000

2.La Sexorcisto: Devil Music, Volume One

3.Make Them Die Slowly

4.Soul-Crusher


MEN IN BLACK

Loved it

1.Men in Black

Wasn’t sure how to feel about it

2.Men in Black II

Didn’t watch it

3.Men in Black 3

4.International

5.The Animated Series


JURASSIC (FILMS ONLY)

Loved it

1.Jurassic Park

Liked it but didn’t love it

2.Jurassic World

Didn’t like it

3.Fallen Kingdom

4.The Lost World

Didn’t watch it

5.Jurassic Park III

6.Dominion


GHOSTBUSTERS

Loved it

1.Ghostbusters

Wasn’t sure how to feel about it

2.Answer the Call

Didn’t like it

3.Ghostbusters II

Didn’t watch it

4.Afterlife

5.Frozen Empire

6.The Real Ghostbusters

7.Extreme Ghostbusters


JAMES CAMERON

Loved it

1.Aliens (any version)

2.True Lies

3.The Terminator

4.Terminator 2: Judgement Day (any version)

5.Titanic

Liked it but didn’t love it

6.Avatar: The Way of Water

7.The Abyss (theatrical version)

8.Avatar

Didn’t watch it

9.The Abyss: Special Edition

10.Piranha II: The Spawning


THE ORWELLS

I like most of the songs

1.Disgraceland

2.Terrible Human Beings

3.Friendly Fire

4.Remember When

I only like about half the songs

5.The Orwells


HARRY POTTER

Liked it but didn’t love it

1.Order of the Phoenix

2.Prisoner of Azkaban

3.Deathly Hallows - Part 2

4.Sorcerer’s Stone

5.Half-Blood Prince

A bit redundant

6.Chamber of Secrets

A bit cheap

7.Goblet of Fire

Boring

8.Deathly Hallows - Part 1


DUNE

Loved it

1.Dune (2021)

2.Dune: Part Two

Liked it but didn’t love it

3.Dune (miniseries)

4.Children of Dune (miniseries)

5.David Lynch’s Dune (either version)

Didn’t finish it

6.Dune: Prophecy


BOURNE

Loved it

1.Identity

2.Ultimatum

3.Supremacy

Liked it but didn’t love it

4.Jason Bourne

Didn’t watch it

5.Legacy


PLANET OF THE APES (REBOOT SERIES)

Loved it

1.Dawn

2.War

3.Rise

Liked it but didn’t love it

4.Kingdom


TERMINATOR

Loved it

1.The Terminator

2.Judgement Day (any version)

Liked it but didn’t love it

3.The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Wasn’t sure how to feel about it

4.Rise of the Machines

5.Genisys

Didn’t like it

6.Salvation

7.Dark Fate

Didn’t watch it

8.Zero


SOUNDGARDEN

I like every song

1.Superunknown

2.Badmotorfinger

I like most of the songs

3.Down on the Upside

4.Louder than Love

5.King Animal

6.Ultramega OK


ROYAL BLOOD

I like every song

1.Typhoons

2.How Did We Get So Dark?

3.Royal Blood

I like most of the songs

4.Back to the Water Below


OUTKAST

I like every song

1.Aquemini

2.ATLiens

3.Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik

4.Stankonia

5.Speakerboxxx/The Love Below

I like most of the songs

6.Idlewild


RIAN JOHNSON

Loved it

1.Knives Out

2.The Last Jedi - Score-Only Version

3.Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

4.Looper

Liked it but didn’t love it

5.Poker Face

6.Brick

7.The Last Jedi (theatrical version)

Didn’t watch it

8.The Brothers Bloom


MICHAEL JACKSON (NON-MOWTOWN)

Nearly perfect

1.Thriller

Underrated

2.Dangerous

3.Invincible

A little overrated

4.Bad

5.Off the Wall

Just okay

6.HIStory

Not even real albums

7.Xscape

8.Michael


FOO FIGHTERS

I like every song

1.The Colour and the Shape

2.There Is Nothing Left to Lose

3.Foo Fighters

4.Wasting Light

5.Medicine at Midnight

6.Concrete and Gold

I like most of the songs

7.Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace

8.But Here We Are

I only like about half the songs

9.One by One

10.In Your Honor

I only like a few of the songs

11.Sonic Highways


JIMI HENDRIX (NON-POSTHUMOUS)

I like every song

1.Are You Experienced? (US Version)

2.Are You Experienced? (UK Version)

3.Electric Ladyland

4.Axis: Bold as Love


MY BLOODY VALENTINE

I like every song

1.Loveless

2.m b v

3.Isn’t Anything


JERRY CANTRELL

I like every song

1.Degradation Trip

I like most of the songs

2.I Want Blood

3.Brighten

I only like about half the songs

4.Boggie Depot


JJ ABRAMS

Liked it but didn’t love it

1.Star Wars: The Force Awakens

2.Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

3.Star Trek

4.Star Trek Into Darkness

5.Mission: Impossible III

6.Super 8


Related:

DCEU Ranking

Batman Ranking

Superman Ranking

List Repository


Peace!