Monday, November 11, 2024

Ideas for Star Wars X-XII

  So recently it was reported by Deadline that, rather than just one post-Rise of Skywalker film in the Star Wars franchise, we might actually get three, and they might collectively be branded as the next trilogy in the mainline saga, i.e. Episodes X, XI, and XII.

Mind you, other outlets have since followed up on this initial report, stating that Deadline’s claim of these new films being X-XII is inaccurate. A couple of other sources who have proven to be mostly-credible recently though say that Deadline is right on the money. For what it’s worth, Daisy Ridley herself liked a post on social media the other day referring to these new movies as specifically X-XII, so make of that what you will…


Whether or not Deadline’s scoop turns out to be accurate or not, since it dropped a few days ago, I couldn’t help but start thinking what I would do if I were tasked with crafting “Episodes X-XII” specifically. I’ve written before about how I would revisit characters like Rey in a post-Rise timeline, but never before with the notion of her future films actually being branded as “Episodes” of the main saga. That in itself carries a whole lot more weight to it…


As I’ve said before, however, lately I haven’t really been into Star Wars as much as I used to be. I’m not planning to watch Skeleton Crew or the second seasons of Andor and Ahsoka (at least not right away), and I’ve also decided to just wait for streaming for any movie going forward (unless I happen to be home for the holidays and family wants to go see something in theaters). I’ve got nothing better to do today, though, so I might as well write this…

And here… we… go!:


A new Skywalker heir

If this does end up getting branded as part of “the Skywalker saga,” but has Rey in a mentor role rather than as the protagonist again, then I think the new protagonist should either be someone Rey adopted at a young age, or a child she had biologically, who maybe decides to use the name “Skywalker” rather than whatever their father’s last name is. I’d be fine with a “long lost child” angle (i.e. Luke had a kid we never knew about until now or an offspring that was created artificially for evil reasons or something). Rey was almost gonna be a long lost Kenobi, after all. If they go the adoption route, the new lead hero could be someone who doesn’t like using the Skywalker name at first, due to all the baggage it carries, but then learns to embrace it. Or maybe they can flip the script and have it be a Skywalker who decides to take on a different name, for some other noble reason (or cause they’re pissed at Rey for being known as a Skywalker instead or something).


Alternatively, I’m also cool with the idea of these next movies being X-XII, but not necessarily part of the Skywalker saga. People forget now, but the main saga rebrands itself all the time. When the original trilogy was made, the whole thing was just known as “the Star Wars trilogy.” Then the prequel trilogy happened and the whole thing got rebranded as “the complete saga.” Then the sequel trilogy happened and the whole thing got rebranded again as “the Skywalker saga,” which also helped distinguish the main films from the spin-offs. We are probably heading for another rebrand. In the future, Episodes I-XII will probably just be called “the Star Wars Episodic Saga.”


Double down on the Rey Palpatine thing

I suppose another angle would be to do a Bloodline* scenario with Rey, where the galaxy finds out she’s actually related to Palpatine instead of Luke. Perhaps that would helps to make things feel more thematically connected to I-IX. Maybe the new villains want to use her DNA to try to resurrect Palpatine yet again, or maybe they wanna see if they can “possess” her so that his essence can come back through her. Just spitballing here…


*Bloodline is a recent book that takes place before The Force Awakens, and showcases the galaxy finding out that Leia is related to Vader, and how she learns to deal with this.


Plagueis

Regarding what I was saying earlier about them working the “Rey Palpatine” angle, they could also bring Palpatine’s master, Darth Plagueis, back from the dead. It’s implied that he also figured out how to cheat death, after all. Plus, Lucasfilm already introduced him in canon via The Acolyte. I could see his motive being to want to destroy “the last living descendant of Palpatine” as a form of revenge. Maybe he also learns that Rey decided to abandon the whole “Jedi are not allowed to have kids” rule, and therefore wants to prevent that bloodline from continuing, which leads to Rey’s true lineage being exposed publicly. Perhaps they could even establish that Palpatine stole the idea of “corrupting the republic into an empire from the inside out” from Plagueis, to tie things all the way back to Episode I a bit more.


Mortis

For those who don’t know, this is a “realm” introduced in The Clone Wars that serves as the home of three Force-sensitive entities: The Daughter (who represents light), The Son (who represents darkness), and The Father (who represents balance). The first season of Ahsoka seems to imply that Ahsoka, Baylan, and Anakin’s ghost are all slowly turning into the new versions of these deities, but we’ll see if the second season follows through with that. Either way, Lucasfilm almost incorporated Mortis into the plot of Episode IX, so this angle has clearly been on their minds already as is. Even if Mortis itself is never seen in live-action, I think future “mainline” movies will need to start bringing in “bigger” stuff like this. Or else, what’s even the point of continuing the so-called “saga”?


Use more previously-discarded ideas

Might as well, right? On the subject of “bigger” ideas, Lucas wanted the sequel trilogy to introduce the “creators” of The Force, whom he called The Whills (which some people also speculate might be the “Force Priestesses” whom Yoda met in The Clone Wars). I wouldn’t mind something like that. Maybe they could even do a Wonder Woman scenario where the heroes kill the “creator” of the dark side, but evil (the Sith, etc.) continues. Lucas apparently also wanted the new evil war faction to be a collective of pirates/ crime syndicates. I wouldn’t mind something like that either. He also wanted to bring back “weirder” worlds like Felucia (the planet with the big flowers briefly seen in Revenge of the Sith), etc. Again, why not? You could even pull from non-Lucas ideas that never made it passed the red tape before, like how Episode IX was originally gonna be a “post-apocalyptic” movie, of sorts, with inter-planetary comms across the galaxy being knocked out and stuff.


Use the prequel trilogy as a blueprint

Since VII-IX recycled a bunch of ideas from the original trilogy, this next batch of films might as well recycle some ideas from the prequels now. Maybe another clone wars? Maybe cloning has gotten advanced enough now that Force-sensitives can be cloned too? The old expanded universe novels toyed around with this idea. Make Rey fight a clone of herself, or a CGI Luke clone or something. Screw it! Go nuts! EDIT: Rather than echo the prequel trilogy, I suppose an alternative would also be to try to echo the few unique things that the sequel trilogy did (runaway stormtrooper, etc.).


An outer-galactic threat

I’ve proposed this idea before, and it’s something else the expanded universe explored too. Plus, some of the newer canon novels have hinted at a looming threat coming from another galaxy, and the Ahsoka show has now established that advanced civilizations that speak english do in fact exist in other galaxies, with Force-sensitive factions and all.


More Expanded Universe stuff

With Rey and Kylo kissing at the end of The Rise of Skywalker, I think it’s pretty safe to say that Disney is trying to move away from the whole “no attachments allowed” rule that the prequel-era Jedi had. Between that, and the growing possibility of outer-galactic threats, it’s starting to feel like Disney is just taking stuff that Luke did in the old expanded universe timeline, and giving it to Rey. That might not necessarily be a bad thing, though! In fact, they can even acknowledge it by having Rey say some quick line like “lately I’ve been having dreams of Luke doing these things, in another life.” Maybe not exactly like that, but something along those lines.


The feeling of “delight”

Above all else, the most important thing about the new movies is that they just need to be fun. While I don’t consider The Force Awakens a perfect movie, one thing I do enjoy about it is how “light and airy” it feels when you don’t think too hard about it. JJ Abrams had said that the writing process of that movie started with he and the other creatives asking themselves “what do we want to feel?” And then writing a bunch of emotions on the wall, with “delight” being the primary one. Hopefully future films in the franchise take a similar approach. That said, I understand that sometimes it’s less about “what the audience wants” and more about “what the story needs,” so that balance needs to be taken into account too.


…Well, that was a fun way to waste another day!


Peace!


2026 UPDATE: With the recent news that Ben Solo might also come back, I know a lot of people think that means he and Rey are finally gonna end up together for real, but I’m not so sure. I used to think Rey’s order would embrace attachments, but the Rise of Skywalker novelization, Luke’s personality in The Book of Boba Fett, and Finn referring to Rey and Rose as “just friends” in that Resistance Reborn book all make me think otherwise now.


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Saturday, November 2, 2024

The Different "Ages" of Blockbusters

  Recently I was revisiting all of my different movie lists (making little tweaks here and there and whatnot), and while doing so, I stumbled upon an interesting epiphany:

When Star Wars was first released in 1977, it basically invented the blockbuster genre, paving the way for a 1980’s movie landscape filled “larger than life” films along the lines of E.T., Blade Runner, Alien and Aliens, Legend, The Terminator, and so on. This was a stark contrast to the decade before, as the 1970’s was mostly known for “down to earth” films such as The Godfather and The Godfather Part II, Network, American Grafitti, etc. I suppose the 1960’s could be seen as a sort of “proto” age for blockbusters, considering how James Bond and westerns practically dominated that decade. This itself was probably a response to the 1950’s being rather “dark” (Rear Window, On the Waterfront, Twelve Angry Men, etc.).


The 1990’s saw another pendulum swing back towards “darker, counter-culture” stuff, such as Pulp Fiction, Clerks, El Mariachi, The Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, and so on. This led to a swing back towards “bright” stuff in the 2000’s, but rather than a return to blockbusters, this decade was more-so dominated by an influx of comedies (be it rom-coms, parodies, etc.). Don’t get me wrong, I know this is also the decade that brought us The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Spider-Man, X-Men, and the Star Wars prequels. But outside of Potter, the rest of those franchises only carried a few films each, and therefore don’t really represent what the movie landscape as a whole felt like in the 2000’s…


But then we get to the 2010’s, and here, we finally see a return to something more along the lines of what the 1980’s seem to have felt like (I say “seem” cause I wasn’t born in the 80’s yet, to be fair, so I can only go off of historical reflection). The MCU, the DCEU, and Disney’s rebooted Star Wars franchise were all in full-swing, by this point, but Marvel and Star Wars both reached culminations in 2019, while the DCEU eventually fizzled out altogether. This brings us now to the 2020’s, where a pandemic, two strikes, and a sudden influx of streaming services have basically left the theater-going industry in shambles…


So, to recap: I basically consider the 1980’s to be “the golden age of blockbusters,” and the 2010’s to be “the silver age.” But now here’s the question: Will we ever have a “bronze age” too? We’re now exactly halfway through the 2020’s. The first half of this decade was mostly a shitshow, but the second half could go either way. Star Wars is apparently gonna try putting out movies more frequently from now on, as is James Cameron’s Avatar. On similar notes, James Gunn will be launching his new version of the DC universe soon, and Marvel is starting to pivot towards some crazy “Tony Stark as Doctor Doom” thing. Both Marvel and Star Wars are also starting to produce less shows, so that they can focus their resources towards movies again. Here’s the thing, though: Even if all this stuff happens, that doesn’t mean any of it will be good. The second half of this decade could end up being known as the “dark age” of blockbusters, rather than the “bronze age.”


Either way, it’ll be interesting to see how all this shit unfolds, so I figured I might as well blog about it for a bit, is all!


Peace!


UPDATE: I know Jaws technically was the first blockbuster, but it didn’t have the “larger than life spectacle” feel that Star Wars and others like it would go on to have. Jaws is still a great movie too, though!


UPDATE 2: Even though the 2020’s have been mostly a shit show for blockbusters so far, there have still been some all-time great ones that have come out this decade. Just felt the need to clarify that, is all…


UPDATE 3: Something else I didn’t consider before is that maybe, when it comes to both movies and music, the 80’s swung the pendulum to one extreme, and then the 90’s swung the pendulum to the complete other extreme, and maybe that’s why everything has felt weird since, apart from some good movies or music every now and then. Furthermore, maybe we’re entering an age now where everyone will just use AI to make their own media at home, and there will never be a unified pop culture of any kind ever again. So be it if so, I guess…

Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Making Lists of My Own Art

DISCLAIMER: I had some rankings and top tens on here before too, but I took them out now, cause I can’t make up my mind about things anymore! Also, the following is subject to change as I continue to make more stuff…

  Since I’ve been obsessed with making lists lately (rankings, top tens, and a-to-z’s mainly), I figured it made sense to now do so for my own art, by which I mean my music (released under my real name), books, short stories, and poems. Links to everything at the bottom.

Thank you for indulging in my self-indulgence:


SONGS A TO Z

All the Way Around, Break in Again, Clutch, Dance with Danger, The Edge, Finishing Touch, Gateway, Happy As Can Be, Into the Night (Influx version), Just Human, Lovemaker, Mud, Now and Again, The Outlier, Phobia, Resolve & Dissolve, Soul on Fire, Thesus, Understand, Vortex, Where Have You Been?, You Only Think of You


POEMS A TO Z

Afar, The Boy & the Lamppost, The Choice, Drift Away, Enjoy, The Future Will Come, Guilt, Haters, Imaginary, Just Somewhat, Kid At Heart?, Linus, Make the Meaning, Not Just About You, Only Fear, A Poet in the Middle Ages, Questions & Answers, Real World, Social Circle, To Another, Up & Down, Vendetta, What Little Time, Young & Old


SHORT STORIES A TO Z

Alone, Blessed with Immortality, Causality, Daughter Nature, Every Minute Matters, Foster Mother*, Glass of the Sun, Highway to Avalon (short story version), Indoors, Just One Word, The Knowing Stones, The Last Laugh, The Missing Day, Next Star Over (short story version), One Year to Alpha, The Phoenix Curse, Rutharia, Sunrise Order (short story version), Tale Orbs, When Nightfall Comes, You Haven’t Been Around


*In hindsight, I wish I woulda done more research into how foster systems actually work, but I can’t think of any other stories of mine that start with the letter F, so...


Peace!


UPDATE: I made a counter for all my stuff:

Books: 4 (8 counting collections)

Short stories: 94 (19 on my blog, the rest in collections)

Poems: 565 (301 on my blog, the rest in collections)

Albums: 8 (11 counting demo albums and compilations)

Solo EPs: 3 (5 counting deleted EPs)

Original songs: 110 (137 counting non-live alternates)

Completed journals: 15

Blog posts: 94


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Sunday, October 13, 2024

My Favorite Distractions

A while back I wrote about how journaling has really improved my mental health. That said, there are other things I do to distract myself from the “rough spots” in life, and figured I might as well share some of those distractions here…


Before getting to the actual list itself, however, I’d like to take a moment to also highlight that, the more I reflect on my own past, the more I realize just how short-sighted and mean and spoiled I really was (and still somewhat am). Thankfully, the distractions I listed out below (as well as reflection and goals and whatnot) have helped me learn to live with all of my guilt…


Anyway, here we go:


Going to my “happy place”

As cliche as it is, I genuinely believe simply imagining yourself repeatedly in a good place, moment, etc., even if fictional, can be very therapeutic. I guess the key is to find something that you don’t mind imagining over and over, though I’m sure that the more places/scenarios you can think of, the better.


“Easy” watching

This is simply the act of watching TV or videos that don’t require too much attention or investment. Your favorite game show, your favorite cooking show, your favorite YouTuber, your favorite movie series or TV show that you continue to marathon over and over cause it’s comforting for one reason or another… You get the idea… I find that game shows in particular help me a lot cause they’re on TV here all the time, so it gives me a “schedule,” of sorts. In fact, one of the reasons why I don’t like streaming as much as everyone else is cause having unlimited options overwhelms me, and I like that regular TV basically “chooses things for you.” I think I also like game shows in particular cause I can “play along,” and with competitive cooking shows, I can try to guess who’s gonna win. I know there’s a common belief that watching too much TV is bad, but I honestly think this is an outdated mindset, especially when referring to the aforementioned “interactive” shows that keep your brain active, to an extent. UPDATE: Youtube Shorts are also sometimes fun, I must admit.


Making lists

Meta, I know! But seriously, I’ve found over the years that making lists can be pretty relaxing for me, and I’ve heard others say the same. Doesn’t have to be a specific topic, either. While I lean towards pop culture related stuff, I can make lists of pretty much anything. You don’t need to look further than my list repository to see that. In fact, I recently made a food list, of all things! Making lists (especially to-do lists) is also a good way to motivate yourself to try new stuff.


Little games

By “little” I mean stuff like Tetris, Solitaire, Snake, Wordle, etc. Basically just easy stuff that’s universally accepted as “low-risk.” Studies show that these kinds of games can be quite therapeutic, as a matter of fact! Make no mistake, though: If you’re prone to “gamer rage,” you might still get that even from these kinds of games, at least to a certain extent.


Mind games

What I mean by this is little games that you play entirely in your head. My favorite example of this is “track-by-tracks” (a term coined by a YouTuber I follow called Almost Human). This is where you take two different albums that have the same number of tracks and do “song vs. song” for Track 1, Track 2, and so on, and then add up all the points in the end to see which album wins. Basically any other variation of comparing one thing to another applies here too.


Muscle relaxation through “mentalizing”

This is actually a technique that’s mainly used by the military, to help them fall asleep faster/ in uncomfortable conditions, but I find that it can also help with simply de-stressing during the day too (during very stressful moments in particular). Basically, you start by picking a spot on your body (usually somewhere on your face like your nose or the inside of your mouth, but starting from your fingers or toes works too). Then you think about all the different little muscle fibers in that particular area, and imagine those fibers “loosening up.” Then, continue that process through different parts of your body, until you fall asleep (or feel relaxed, especially around noisy people). This is basically an advanced form of “counting sheep.” Another way of falling sleep that seems to help me is just letting my mind wander to the most random shit possible!


Sensory exercises

Similar to the above, I think it’s important sometimes to just focus on your breathing, as well as other sensory details (smell, touch, sound, etc.). An advantage of drinking hot drinks is that you can feel the heat in your hands, actually. The “extreme” sense of touch there really helps me to focus on the present, and having a microwave around helps me to keep drinks hot.


Exercising in general

Even just simple things like wall pushups and walking can help improve mood, I find!


“Survival mode”

This is simply the act of reminding yourself that the most important thing in life is simply just to survive in the present moment. Humans need three things to survive: Food, water, and shelter. Constantly remind yourself that you have those things, and if you don’t, figure out what you need to do to get them. If it helps, pretend your life is a livestream, or reality show of some kind, and constantly narrate to yourself in your head as you do the things you need to for survival. Even sleep is technically something we need to survive, so I find that narrating to myself “I’m going to sleep now cause I need to” in my head also helps (in addition to the muscle technique mentioned above). Funny side note: One of my favorite movies of all time is Wall-E, and one of the key themes of that movie is “life should be about living, not just surviving.” What I’m saying here kinda goes against that, but sometimes, it is what it is…


Talking to others

While I don’t think you need many friends, necessarily, I do think it is important to talk to at least one other person now and then. Sadly, not everyone has this option, but thankfully AI is getting better at filling this void. Also, if things get desperate, you can always pull a Cast Away.


Multitasking

This basically just means doing one or more of the things above. In fact, just the other day I was listening to a live stream while playing solitaire and occasionally looking over at my TV on mute. This sorta thing may be frowned upon by some, but personally, if multitasking doesn’t burn you out, I think there’s nothing wrong with it.


Nothing (yes, really)

Sometimes, just doing absolutely nothing is important for clearing the mind!


…Well, thank you for indulging me once again! As I wrap up, I would like to take a moment to point out that the right distraction can vary depending on your situation and environment. Recently I have discovered that, for more intense situations, I need to prioritize distractions that are smaller/quicker. Make of that what you will!


Peace!

Saturday, October 12, 2024

My Favorite Foods Per Culture

  Continuing my journey to make as many pointless lists as possible, I thought it’d be fun to do something food related this time…


So here:


Mexican - quesadillas with sour cream


Chinese - beef and broccoli with white rice


Portuguese - grilled chicken with fries


English - full English breakfast


Italian - pizza


American - hot dog w/ mustard & relish


German - bratwurst with sauerkraut


Indian - chicken tikka masala (or butter chicken) with rice and garlic naan


Japanese - hibachi


French - French onion soup


Spanish - paella


Greek - gyros


Thai - pad thai


HONORABLE MENTIONS:


Mexican - burrito bowl


Chinese - sesame/ orange chicken with white rice


Portuguese - Prego no Prato (basically a steak with an egg on it)


English - blueberry scones or bangers & mash


Italian - pasta


American - hamburger with mayonnaise and ketchup


German - pork schnitzel


Indian - curry


Japanese - sushi


French - potatoes au gratin


Spanish - tapas (in general)


Greek - Greek salad


Thai - green or yellow curry


…Welp, now I’m hungry!


Peace!


UPDATE: These are my Top 5 favorite cities for eating food:


1.Lisbon

2.Porto

3.New York

4.Boston

5.London


And if I had to pick only one food culture to eat for the rest of my life, it would probably be Italian…


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Friday, October 11, 2024

South Park: Best Episode Per Season

  Got bored and decided to make another useless list. I did a similar list here (scroll to the bottom), so expect some overlap with that one and this…


Anyway, here:


Season 1: Cartman’s Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Season 2: Cartman’s Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

Season 3: Chinpokomon

Season 4: Fat Camp

Season 5: Butters’ Very Own Episode

Season 6: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Season 7: Christian Rock Hard

Season 8: The Jeffersons

Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

Season 10: Make Love, Not Warcraft

Season 11: Cartman Sucks

Season 12: Over Logging

Season 13: Dances with Smurfs

Season 14: Crippled Summer

Season 15: HumancentiPad

Season 16: Sarcastaball

Season 17: The Hobbit

Season 18: Grounded Vindaloop

Season 19: You’re Not Yelping

Season 20: Member Berries

Season 21: Put It Down

Season 22: Tegridy Farms

Season 23: Band in China

Season 24: The Pandemic Special

Season 25: Pajama Day

Season 26: Cupid Ye


Peace!


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